爪下亡魂~~驚心下集

Is your cat plotting to kill you?

昨日看到這個網站(←←←貓奴必看,無貓都可以睇),細閱之後,再做問卷,發現我有七成八機會成為下一個爪下亡魂。唔信?有下圖證。各位貓奴,你想唔想知自己會否被貓大人處死,按上圖去做問卷吧!

原來貓大人不是嗲我,而是想殺我!

再回想之前兩位貓大人所作所為,好可能是做預演──怎樣謀殺貓奴,抓Plasma既是演習,又是警告。

救命呀!我要立遺囑呀!

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    • on May 24, 2010 at 4:02 pm

    貓大人才不會搵自己笨,殺0左自己個米飯班主
    話時話,貓大人食邊個牌子貓糧?

    • Greg on May 25, 2010 at 1:42 am
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    我唔係米飯班主呀,我只是負責擔擔抬抬,開飯餵零食的是事頭婆。嗚嗚!我好無地位啊!
    兩位貓大人是食Natural Balance,罐頭只是食過兩次,還是食止痛藥才有例外。

  1. 我被殺的機會是……89%……

    • Greg on June 17, 2010 at 2:58 pm
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    89%,真的好高喎!
    呵呵,貓奴同志好放心,如要託孤,可以考慮我呀!

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